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Saturday, January 01, 2005

Index By Category

Pluto

Pluto's Predictions 1: The Shield Season 4
Pluto's Birthday

Caption Mania!

The Week In Pictures 9
The Week In Pictures 8
The Week In Pictures 7
The Week In Pictures 6
The Week In Pictures 5
The Week In Pictures 4
The Week In Pictures 3
The Week In Pictures 2
The Week In Pictures 1

From the Editor

From The Editor 3
Editorial Monologue 1

One Liner Headlines 1

Tsunami

Green Party Rejects Calls For Tourism
Religious Groups Flood Indonesia
Libertarian Party Teaches Refugees to Fish
US Aid Effort Disorganized, Undermining UN
French Aid Pours Into Asia
Petra Nemcova OK!

Messages From Our Sponsors

Flamco Paint
Flamco Paint Followup Call

Silly

Text Message Hell
Jimmy Carter Attack Sub Capabilities
Who The Hell Do We Think We Are?
Green Day: Dangerous Rockers
World AIDS Day Observed
Lord of the Rings and Wizard of OZ fans clash at site of Hobbit excavation

Local People In The News

Man Annoys Friends After Buying TIVO
Blogger Squanders Instapundit Link
Girl refuses to pay debt
Dog Boredom Sweeps Nation
Idiot Learns About Frostbite
Idiot Throws Out Original Star Wars Laserdiscs
Depression-Era Relatives Decry Waste

Terrorism

Italians Beef Up Kidnapping Insurance
Church of the Creator Needs TLC As Well
Biden's Wife Tortures Iranians
KKK Needs TLC
Mujahideen Getting Sloppy
Thanksgiving in Fallujah
Spain to Terrorists: Stop Picking on Us
Bush Punishes Tenet for Bad Iraq Intelligence
French Journalists found in Fallujah
France is confident Iran will/won't enrich uranium

Anti-Anti-Military

Things Not to Do When Approaching a Military Checkpoint
Sgrena Incident: US Troops As Myopic (Literally) As Our Policies
CNN memo targeting US Military
Swift Boat Vet Conspiracy Finally Proven
Media Laments Survival of Operators
Red Cross: Green Day is Torture
Kerry Kicks Off Demoralization Tour 2005
US Serviceman Tortured!
Retraction: Justice Dept Defines Torture
Former Marine Accuses US of War Crimes

The Left

We're Not Racist, The Jews Just Want To Make Us Look That Way
Top Conspiracies Architected by Karl Rove: Evil Genius
Republican Lawmaker Threatens Democrat with Rough Sex
Top Conspiracies of Karl Rove: Evil Genius
Republicans Ask For Another Chance
Top Ten Things We're Sorry For
Test Confirms Ted Kennedy is Douchebag
Dances With Neocons
Liberals For Love Protest President
George Soros' New Year's Resolution
WalMart prices: how low is too low?
What's the matter with Kansas Author Interviewed

The Right

Banks Want Government Proction
Libertarian Party Teaches Refugees to Fish
Bush to Marines: Stop Taking Names
Justice Department Defines Torture
Clandestine Neocon Karaoke Cabal Uncovered!
John Williams Honored
Bush asks Congress to approve drilling on Titan
Motorola's new phones show image of child who made phone

Europe

Netherlands Outsources Euthanasia
Condi Apologizes for Forcing Freedom on Europe
Satire Writers Out Of Work: World Too Crazy
NAMBLA, Others, Flock to Netherlands
France May Let Workers Work
Chirac: U.S. hegemony interfering with French hegemony

The Green Party

SUV Owner Gets What He Deserves
Green Party Rejects Calls For Tourism
Noble Savages Prove Superiority

Race Relations

Whites Underwhelmingly Respond To Iraqi Election
MLK Rolls Over In Grave
NAACP: Dr. Rice Not Black Enough
Harllel Jones May Replace Mfume at NAACP
Secrets from Episode 3 Revealed

Sexual Relations

World Womens' Day Celebrated Around The World
Local Man Causes Fatness in Women
We Are Changing Our Site
NOW Wants Abortion Criminalized
Gay Republicans defend votes for Bush
Skinny People "Ruining Society"
Liberals for Love Out Gays
Local Man Starts New Year Alone, Again
Man Gives Wife Surprise Lexus
Nice guy finishes last
Electrifying Kiss Turns Out to Be Medicated ChapStick
Murder Suicide goes awry

ACLU

ACLU Withdraws From Lawsuits
ACLU Gets Voting Declared Illegal
Thanksgiving Made Illegal

Media

Oh Danny Boy, Payback, Payback Is Calling (And She's A B****)
Ding Dong, Dan Rather's Gone
Top 10 Stories Dan Rather Wants to be First to Report
CNN targeting US Military
Overheard
Rather Defends Hostage Story
CBS Fears Report May Be Forged
Thornburgh and Boccardi, PI
CBS's Plan To Regain Credibility
Rather Still Wants to be First II
Ana Marie Cox: Evidence is for Lawyers Not Journalists
Rather Still Wants to be First

Elections

Dead Protest Fraud Allegations
Yanukovich Contratulates Gregoire
Homeless and Felons Sway Election
2008 Campaign slogans identified

Michael Moore

Michael Moore Not Giving Back Oscar
Huge Turd Devastates California Countryside

Lists (At Least Ten Each, sometimes More!)

Pluto's Predictions 1: The Shield Season 4
Things Not to Do When Approaching a Military Checkpoint
Top Ten Motifs of SarahKs Posts at IMAO
Jimmy Carter Attack Sub Capabilities
Eason Jordan memo on rules for CNN targeting US Military
Top Conspiracies Architected by Karl Rove: Evil Genius
Top 10 Stories Dan Rather Wants to be First to Report
We Are Changing Our Site
Liberals For Love Protest President
Clandestine Neocon Karaoke Cabal Uncovered!
2008 Campaign slogans identified