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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Top 10 Stories Dan Rather Wants to be First to Report

  1. Whether Mary Mapes is a Democrat or not
  2. Whether the "Memogate" reports were forged
  3. Can you really not stop eating Jays
  4. Was Michael Jackson inappropriate with children
  5. Does Paris Hilton really works her butt off - and if not what happened to it
  6. Do roosters really get mad when rained on
  7. Whether J-Lo and Marc Anthony's duet was any good
  8. Coke or Pepsi?
  9. Who won the 2000 Election
  10. If forcing freedom and democracy on people while under US occupation worked - for Germany