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Monday, January 17, 2005

Mujahideen Getting Sloppy

Yesterday eighty prisoners in Afghanistan were released. Afghan Chief Justice Fazl Hadi Shinwari congratulated them on their freedom and told them to be grateful to return to their families.

Today eighty-one terrorists were caught in Iraq.

Coincidence? Apparently not.

"This is evidence they are getting tired and sloppy," said Marine Master Sgt. Butch Thunder, "they were only released one day and already were captured again. We expected them to at least last a few weeks. They barely even put up a fight.

"This just shows they are not as committed as the liberal media made them out to be. They are weakening, and now is the time for us to take advantage of their weakness."

When asked about the extra terrorist caught, the Master Sgt. said "These men have been stuck in prison with only each other for a couple years now. There's a lot of missing sheep around here. I'll leave it at that."