Ding Dong Dan Rather's Gone
This song is dedicated to you, all of you who seek the truth. Who Watches the Watchmen? We do.The MSM began to pitch, from Center to Left it switched
It tried to land on Bush during his presidential pitch
But instead it spun faster and landed on Dan Rather
Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
Because the truth, you see, can be a real bitch
We thank you very sweetly for doing it so neatly
You've ruined him so completely
That we thank you very sweetly
Let the joyous news be spread
The bigot's career at last is dead
Ding-dong his career's dead
Which career? The bigot's career
Ding-dong the bigot's career is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, the news can be read
Wake up the bigot's career is dead
He's gone where the yellow journalists go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's turn the TV back on, it's safe again
Ding Dong, the truth be told, no more lies, now we know
Let them know the bigot's career is dead
As a regular citizen
And a consumer of the news
I welcome you most regally
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...
To see...
If he...
If he...
If his career is really, really
Spiritually, physically
Positively, absolutely
Undeniably and reliably dead
As Coroner , I thoroughly examined it
And it's not only merely dead
It's really most sincerely dead
Then this is a day of independence
For all news viewers and their descendants
Yes, let the news be sung in song
The wicked bigot at last is gone
Ding-dong the bigot's gone
Which bigot? The wicked bigot
Ding-dong the wicked bigot's gone
Wake up and sing along
Finally the truth will be shown
On TV, 'cause his career is gone
He's gone where the yellow journalists go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's turn the TV back on, it's safe again
Ding Dong, the truth be told, no more lies, now we know
Let them know the bigot's career is dead
posted by Pluto's Dad @ 3/09/2005 07:11:00 PM
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