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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

The Importance of Diversity

And Not Forcing Freedom And Democracy On Others

We now bring you to this speech in progress

SENATOR

Hence, I assert, that diversity is the principle that underlies good systems of government. Uniformity, one man's assertion that all the world must have the same system of "democratic" government, would destroy personal liberty and personal freedom. Diversity is the greatest safeguard to securing rights for all.

(enter aide)

AIDE

Senator Douglas!

SENATOR

We cannot force freedom on people, as though we know what's best for them -

AIDE

Senator Douglas!

SENATOR

Wha-? What is it? Why are you interrupting my speech?

AIDE

Your debate with Abraham Lincoln is not until tomorrow

SENATOR

What's the date?

AIDE

July 8, 1868

SENATOR

Oh ... That would explain why he is not here...

AIDE

Do you want to grab some beers?-

SENATOR

Yes!

exeunt
(blackout)