Text Message Hell
Overheard at a Peoria, IL home:(Meredith on phone)
MEREDITH
Oh My God! I can't believe he tried to kiss her! I have to go I have to text message Jessica.
(hangs up, types out text message)
W U GF?
(waits a moment)
Her phone must be off. Well I'll just go there..
(goes next door, knocks on door)
W U GF?
JESSICA
W U GF?
MEREDITH
OMG! G W!
JESSICA
W!? T M!
MEREDITH
Jeremy T 2 XO XO Megan.
JESSICA
N W!
MEREDITH
W!
JESSICA
ROFLMAO!
MEREDITH
Smiley Face
JESSICA
W A D!
MEREDITH
I K! I mean - H!
JESSICA
W W Jeremy T?
MEREDITH
colon rolleyes colon
JESSICA
D Megan XO XO Jeremy?
MEREDITH
R U K? A I!
JESSICA
Smiley face. I D T S
(enter JESSICA’S MOTHER)
JESSICA’S MOTHER
Jessica! This room is a pigsty! You are supposed to be cleaning it!
JESSICA
D M Y!
JESSICA’S MOTHER
What did I tell you about language?!
JESSICA
Don't swear?
JESSICA’S MOTHER
No, the other thing.
JESSICA
Don't use acro - acro - letters fine ok? Here I'm "talking"
JESSICA’S MOTHER
Good. Now C U R Before your D gets home and he K Y A
JESSICA
I’m talking to my friend! GOD! Stop embarrassing me! Oh my God!
JESSICA’S MOTHER
E M?
JESSICA
"O"! - "K"!
(to MEREDITH)
I G G, My M! - S 2 C M R
MEREDITH
AI!, L U R Her S!
JESSICA
IK! TMSIDK
MEREDITH
T H 2 G 2 seven seven three four upside down
JESSICA
AIK? She'd K M
MEREDITH
Oh Well, L 8 R
JESSICA
L 8 R
(blackout)
posted by Pluto's Dad @ 3/01/2005 12:15:00 AM
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